LUIS DISPLAYS THE FAMILY JEWELS

Wow, when Luis exposed his family jewels, my crown sure tightened up a bit!  What stones he has! He certainly had a proud display judging by his expression.  And Sheridan sure looks like she's thinking of adding a big addition to her jewelry box.  This scene deserves royal attention!   

 

                                                                         

                                                         

  

                   

              

              THIS IS NBC  DIALOGUE, BUT THERE IS MORE INTERESTING DIALOGUE TO FOLLOW:                                

Sheridan: Do you think I was deliberately trying to sneak a peek at you? 

Luis: It's been known to happen. 

Sheridan: Oh, I can’t believe your ego! 

Hank: Sheridan, he's just teasing you. 

Sheridan: Why isn't there a sign on the door? 

Luis: Well, we didn't need one till you came here. 

Sheridan: Well, if you only had half a brain -

FROM SIR BEEDOG, knighted for his most excellent and royally hilarious humor

LUIS: Let me guess, you came in here to give me another Tango music CD. (Baseball! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day! Baseball! Margaret Thatcher naked on a cold day!) 

SHERIDAN: Believe me, I have no intention of ever doing another Tango with YOU (Although we've got all the equipment we need to do the limbo right about now). 

L: What, do you Cranes think you can just do anything and go anywhere you want? And what were you doing in here anyway? (Besides watching me wield my lightsaber like Obi-Wan Kenobi) 

S: I didn't MEAN to do it. I SWEAR. It was an accident. (Well, maybe I'll start having some GOOD dreams for once.) 

L: You came in here on purpose just so you could slap me with a sexual harrassment lawsuit and get out of your community service here at the community center where I work in addition to my police job to pay the bills that keep mounting up since Papa left with no explanation, didn't you? (Is harrass one word or two?)

 S: Whay don't you mind your own business and quit being so suspicious, Officer Lopez-Fitzgerald. (I'll be able to amend the charge to battery if you get any closer).

 

 

 

 

 MY OWN LITTLE GEM- Queenmarcia's golden nugget of imagination:

dialogue for Sheridan/Luis shower scene which was subliminally 
imbedded in my tv closed captioning under cc:subliminal--you 
have to know what you're doing to access it --

Sheridan sees Luis come into the room or hears his voice or sees 
some ceramic tile somewhere or a red door a towel , a door 
handle, or a particular magazine section in a particular type of 
adult store--suddenly she relives that disturbing moment: she 
breaks out into a hot sweat, the coffee cup slips from her clammy 
fingers, her jaw drops open and she gasps audibly.
"Oh my God!" she thinks barely able to keep from speaking, "with 
a package like that, you must need special handling." Then she 
pictures herself at the desk as Luis walks up and asks her if 
she's ready to begin work for the day. He's all sweaty , wiping 
his brow with a towel dressed in just his shorts . She's dressed 
in that low cut white blouse she wore with the jeans, and she 
gets up from her desk, takes the towel and begins wiping his brow 
for him. "Why don't we do a little different kind of work today, 
officer. you look like you need the help of a good personal 
assistant, and I'm fully qualified you know, and very eager to 
begin", she coos looking directly into his eyes. They smile at 
each other like two wild beasts in heat.
He snaps her into his arms by pulling her over to him with his 
towel wrapped around her hips, pulls her close assuming the 
tango position. He guides her along, gliding back and forth 
staring wildly all the while . Then, holding her at arms length, 
he pauses just long enough to see her melt with eager 
anticipation and flings her back into his arms and dips her, 
keeping her head practically against his face, "why don't you 
begin right here." Then he pulls her toward him and kisses her 
passionately( yeah like the show title, imagine that). During 
the kiss, she is running her hands wildly through his thick 
hair, and he is gripping the back of her head pulling her tight 
against his lips. 
She snaps back to reality with a warm smile and a satisfied look 
on her face,--to be cont--

 

Oh, my God, I'm screwed.  Now what am I going to convince him I'm not a bitch!

 

 

 Special thanks for picture to Two To Tango at Passions Couples see Favorite Links

 

A New Fantasy based on what happened the day Luis saw Sheridan and Hank kissing when he came back in and surprised them on Oct. 26th episode-

Luis is startled to see hank and Sheridan wrapped up snugger 
  than the burrito his mom sent in his lunch pail, and he feels an 
  uneasy feeling in the pit of his stomach-again much like that 
  burrito-he clears his throat loudly and mutters excuse me-"I'll 
 be out of your way here in just a minute", and goes back to the 
  locker room mumbling how he forgot something and how he didn't 
  realize how anxious they were to be rid of him.

 He can't get 
 the picture of the two of them out of his head, and as soon as 
  he enters the locker room, he flashes on the day Sheridan walked 
  in on him-he sees the look of fascination on her face, the lusty 
  look of adventure in her eyes, and her wanton need for 
  satisfaction . He knows that she wants him, they both know 
  it.

 "Why can't I let myself be the man she needs, my God 
  what's wrong with me! Why am I playing these games with her-
  sugar-yea right-it was sugar all right she was looking for, but 
  not the kind you put in your coffee-" 

Just then, Sheridan knocks on the door-

"Luis are you in there? Hank said to ask you if we 
  can have the key to the supply closet before you leave again if 
 it's all right Luis."  She gently pushes the door open after he 
  tells her to come on in-that he'll get them for her. She walks 
  in and goes over to him while he's digging in the locker and 
 just as he turns around to hand her the keys, she' right there a 
  little too close and they collide-face to face-he drops the keys 
  and they both bend over to get them once again coming really 
 close, their faces practically touching as they rise to meet 
  facing one another with Luis dangling the keys and smiling 
  wickedly at Sheridan-

"Is this what you wanted" there is a long 
  silent moment and they stare at each other like two dogs in heat-
 then Luis moans, "Or was it this," and he tugs her up against 
  his muscular body with one arm around her waist, drops the keys 
 with a solid clunk, and brings her face to his waiting lips with 
 the other hand gripping the back of her hair. they kiss 
 passionately (like the title folks) their bodies pressing hard 
 against one another, grinding, panting, devouring the moment 
 they've both been waiting for. Sheridan dreamily opens her eyes 
 and purrs-"Guilty as charged!" 

Yeah, baby!
 

 

 

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